Saturday, May 29, 2010

Sex in the city...


Well, I bet you thought this had something to do with the new movie...but you are WRONG! I'm referring to the real "sex in the city". I was discussing this with a friend last night about how city girls are usually exposed to more sexual encounters than country chicks by the age of 24. And I think its only safe to say that the city cat meows more than the country cat;-) and begins to purr a lot sooner than the country cat(wink). It should be no surprise that sex in the city starts early, can get very hot , and can lead to messy situations if you’re not too careful!!! Especially if the city is anything like Atlanta, Miami, or even the big NYC! <--I mention those because I’m familiar with the sex scandals in those cities from experiences of friends; but other cities aren’t exempt! Trust ME.
You can be sure to discover that it's a small world after all when sex is involved...Sh!t happens when lust turns into hate, or when actions and words begin to speak against each other. It can get crazy simply put (i.e. gaining a bad rep., baby-mama drama, discovering the down-low brother, realizing that your nu-nu is something like a lose goose and so forth and so on). Its life and when sex is involved; you can either get HIT soft or get HIT hard*;* so just be prepared.
A single female/male has to play the sex in the city role extra safe these days. Always carry condoms, know your partner, know their history, check their resume---i.e. make sure he/she isn’t "local dick" or a “block head” that everyone has had. And when you carry the latex, use it cause you don’t want that “I THINK I’M LATE-TEXT”...GEEESH sex in the city can be a headache, but once you dot all of your “i’s” and cross all of your “t’s“----the end result will definitely be worth the *HEAD---ache!*
Muah xoxo Sassy-Classy